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CALLING 7-15-4-15-20

I am not a number! I am a free man!
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I am not a man, I am not a human,
I am a username and password.
If you cannot find what you need on our website,
just call us.
Your call is important to us
please do not hang up
your call will be answered in the order it was received.
Choose from the following options:
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Press 2 if instead
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Press 5 if you want to speak with someone alive
Press 6 if you have died
or Press Zero and just wait to be connected.
While you are waiting, visit our website,
If you cannot find what you need on our website,
just call us.
Due to high call volume we cannot talk to you now,
Call back later when we are able to talk to you.
Visit our website and find what you need there,
If you cannot find what you need on our website,
just call us.
Due to high call volume we cannot talk to you now,
Call back later when we are able to talk to you.
Visit our website and find what you need there,
If you cannot find what you need on our website,
just call us.
Hello! Hello! I want to speak with Mr. Godot!
Due to high call volume we cannot talk to you now,
Call back later when we are able to talk to you,
Visit our website and find what you need there,
If you cannot find what you need on our website,
just call us.
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Hello! Hello! I want to speak with Mr. Godot!
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If you want to make a call
please hang up and dial again later.
I am not a free man! I am a number!
We’re sorry, that number has been disconnected.

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