So far, I have resisted invoking the Turbo Encabulator when writing about Climate Change, because I wanted to simplify the argument being advanced in favor of decarbonizing civilization. But, perhaps that was a mistake, and I should have had more faith in the public being able to appreciate a technically focused presentation.
I realize now that it is essential for the public to know that Direct Air Capture of Carbon Dioxide by Turbo Encabulator Extractive Gaseous Reemulsificative Processing by Catalytic Diplexification is THE ONLY method of decycling the accumulated atmospheric carbon dioxide and methane and nitrous oxides, as well as the engorged oceanic plastic waste and bioaccumulative microparticulate inclusions of the biodiverse infundibuluum.
I will begin drafting a brief forty-one page extract for anticipatory publication in the immediate distant future. Be on the lookout for that.
For the basics on Turbo Encabulator technology, see the following instructional videos:
Technical Jargon Overload
“Turbo Encabulator” the Original (well, almost)
The History of the Turbo Encabulator
Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
Introducing the innovative new Micro Encabulator™
Perhaps you can publish something along these lines in counterpunch to make the larger point that technology is not going to rescue us from the metabolic rift that the climate crises is causing. Perhaps a two or three part piece. A synopsis, if you will, of your proposed 41-page white paper! 😆
Writing it is one thing (and humor is hard!), but getting it published is another. This thought has occurred to me, so I’ll muse on it.